This is a freebie ad in Russian language. I will provide the translation.
Because you never know. Here what happened to someone who was asking…
Some label instructions are worth of a good laugh. I received these by email and for a while couldn’t stop laughing.
On McCain’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — ‘Do not turn upside down.’
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Everything is always okay in the end. If it's not, then it's not the end. Author unknown
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison
Ronald Reagan, our 40th President. I’ve always admired him. Here are some of his quotes:
“There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don’t care who gets the credit.”
“The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”
“We must reject the idea that every time a law’s broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.”
“Here’s my strategy on the Cold War:
We win, they lose.”
“The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.”
“Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong”.
“I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress”.
“The taxpayer: That’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.”
“Government is like a baby: an alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility
at the other.”
“The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.”
“It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.”
“Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.”
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